| Best Artist: |
Beck |
| Worst Artist: |
I don’t pay attention to bad artists. |
| Best Album: |
Home: Home IV (Screw Music Forever)/Baby Bird: Greatest Hits (Atlantic)/Janis Joplin: Pearl (Columbia) |
| Worst Album: |
I don’t pay attention to bad albums. |
| Best Live Act: |
Radiohead/Stereolab/Rocket From The Crypt |
| Best Cover Art: |
The Dandy Warhols: The Dandy Warhols Come Down (Tim/Kerr/Capitol) |
| Worst Cover Art: |
The Dandy Warhols: Dandys Rule O.K. (Tim/Kerr) |
| best Video: |
Any Radiohead video/The Verve: “Bitter Sweet Symphony” |
| Worst Video: |
Too Many To List! |
| Best Concert Event/Festival: |
Big Stink ‘97 |
| Worst Concert Event/Festival: |
Bumbershoot ‘96 |
| The Next Big Trend: |
I’m too much of a dork to predict trends |
| Brightest Hope For 1998: |
To tour Europe and Japan |
| Artist you’d Most Like To See Nude: |
Beck or the Verve’s Richard Ashcroft |
| Dead Pool (Projected Rock Star Death): |
Courtney Love |
| Reunion You’d Like To See: |
The Pixies |
| Bring Me The Head Of: |
Michael Jackson (for outbidding Paul and Yoko) on a spear. |